What do the Occupy movement, foreskins, an ice rink, international human rights and the world’s largest gathering of naked Santa Clauses have to do with each other?

Find out in my new post, which comes in two flavors:

G-Rated version on PJMedia.

Uncensored version on zombietime.

Choose your comfort level, and get ready for a bumpy ride!

15 Responses to “S.F. Puts the “X” Back in Xmas: Occupying Human Rights for Naked Santas”

  1. 1Gork on Dec 14, 2011 at 6:15 pm:

    Was there a point to any of this? Or is this just another excuse for San Franciscans to get drunk and naked in public?

      

  2. 2Doctor Jeff on Dec 15, 2011 at 1:29 pm:

    Another great signature Zombie post! I was a bit suprised with all of the Occupy stuff happening in Oakland that we did not see even more; although you did a great job documenting all of the illicit activities going on in these Occupy encampments.

    Just a comment regarding the flasher wearing the fur ?faux? coat in the crowd. His activity is still “illegal”, even if it occurs in this context. It just may not be prosecuted because of all of the other stuff going on around him, and I am sure that nobody put in any complaints. I am sure that the San Francisco police have bigger fish to fry!

      

  3. 3Krampus on Dec 16, 2011 at 2:20 am:

    More Frisco dood wangs, saggy boobs, n Dunlop girls. Yawn.

    To them, not you, Zombie. Your peripatetico-travelogues are always treasured in our house. Also they save me from ever feeling any sadness my career took me away from that wretchedly trite dull town.

    Anyone else notice the Jabba the Hut levels of cellulite n flab? I thought SF people were all righteous about being healthy n fit? And which Chinese labor camp coughed up (literally) all those cheap Santa suits, hats, and pretend boots?

    I’m thinking about a new meme: “Guy smegma: a human right.”

      

  4. 4Steve on Dec 19, 2011 at 10:48 am:

    Were there enough foreskins among the nude santas?
    The anti-circumcision crowd might win some audience if they had the same level of passion against partial-birth abortion.

      

  5. 5JustVic on Dec 22, 2011 at 3:21 am:

    Thanks again Zombie for letting those in fly over country see, and possibly understand (?), what the trendsetters on the coast are up to.

      

  6. 6Edward on Dec 24, 2011 at 6:35 am:

    SF seems to be populated by people with bad eyesight – not able to see clearly in the bathroom mirror.

    PUT IT ON! PUT IT ON!

      

  7. 7elmo14 on Dec 25, 2011 at 9:20 pm:

    sick of looking through your posts for a contact email. I have a question about the hitchens hedges debate from quite awhile back. Email me if you would.

      

  8. 8Ghost on Feb 21, 2012 at 11:29 pm:

    13) I want Rainbow Dash. Not just any old pony will do you know.

      

  9. 9AnarchoZionist on Mar 11, 2012 at 9:14 am:

    What a hoot. :)

      

  10. 10cjk on May 20, 2012 at 10:50 am:

    Kinda expecting, maybe even half hoping to see a hand with a giant can of Raid suddenly appear out of the sky and start spraying.

      

  11. 11E.F. Taylor on Jul 30, 2012 at 6:37 am:

    Dear Zombie: PJ Media clued me in to your blog and I just finished the Occupy/Santa pictorial with my coffee. I don’t think I can eat breakfast after that. I want to thank you because I always knew San Francisco was nutty, but frankly, I had no idea so many batshit-crazy people could be assembled in one place. Underscoring all this is how misinformed, ill-educated and ignorant a person has to be to indulge in this stuff. And they’ve all got degrees!

    I usually don’t thank people who ruin my day, but, you just held up the mirror, Zombie. So, thank you for the clear reflection of truth.

      

  12. 12Pete Fumberger on Aug 11, 2012 at 2:03 am:

    The utterly useless and vile, anti-Semitic UN, should have one mandate for it to continue in existence, and one mandate only, and that is to ban all foreskins, and not just ban them, but have all the heathens out there circumcised, and all baby boys must be circumcised.
    Foreskins are truly disgustinCg extra pieces of smegma filled filth, and a blight on humanity, one of the true pollutants on this already over-polluted planet.
    Not that I am ever going to partake of one, being a heterosexual male and not a horse’s, but plenty were flapping around me during my 23 years in the RAN.
    As Bart would shudder when he and Lisa hacd to cut their aunts’ toenails, Urrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

      

  13. 13Lacy Liv on May 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm:

    I totally agree with what you are saying eventhough this short article is not suit to new WP :)

      

  14. 14Diego Friemering on May 19, 2014 at 10:13 pm:

    Nando shirtless is always a eyecatcher!

      

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