The data underlying the famous “hockey stick” global warming graph has finally been found after having earlier been misplaced by leading climate researchers. The newly recovered data confirms the accuracy of the abrupt upward turn in readings characteristic of the “hockey stick” shape found in many global warming projections.

Up until now, however, the data on which the controversial graph had been based was presumed to be lost, so it was not known exactly which aspects of global warming the chart illustrated. Now that the data has been recovered, scientists can state with complete certainty that this updated chart accurately chronicles the past and future trajectory of the global warming crisis.

View the full-size graph by clicking HERE or on the small version shown below:

(Cross-posted at PJM.)

18 Responses to “New Global Warming Data Reveals Accurate “Hockey Stick” Graph”

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  2. 2James on Feb 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm:

    How about going back to the 1700s so we can see the real truth and not some shortened graph that looks good for the global warming idiots…

    by the way, who found the “lost” data… Al Gore, in his sock drawer?

    Come on chickenshit, lets see the graph back to the 1700s…. come on…. you can do it.

      

  3. 3varooom on Feb 26, 2010 at 6:08 pm:

    James…
    You do realize this is satire, right? Not quite sure who you’re angry at here, nor why…

      

  4. 4GuyAverage on Feb 26, 2010 at 7:05 pm:

    varooom: James…You do realize this is satire, right? Not quite sure who you’re angry at here, nor why…

    James clearly did not read the graph.

      

  5. 5GuyAverage on Feb 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm:

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    I linked to this, and I put the title in all caps.

    This should be fun!

      

  6. 6Joe on Feb 27, 2010 at 1:29 am:

    Pretty funny but you should probably update it to include “Al Gore is publicly called a laughingstock at an Apple shareholders meeting he’s attending”.

      

  7. 7bob on Feb 27, 2010 at 10:07 am:

    mr. gore will be in az this week to give a keynote speach to new agw recruits. the beat goes on.

      

  8. 8Scott on Feb 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm:

    Hey Zombie: you forgot to add a line for silly once right wing bloggers who have turned into leftist fruitcakes who defend AGW just ’cause they need to prove they aren’t fascists.

    I think CJ and others might feel slighted without representation…heh.

      

  9. 9Ken on Mar 1, 2010 at 3:58 am:

    @James

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  10. 10The Osprey on Mar 6, 2010 at 8:32 pm:

    Missed an important milestone on that chart. April 26th, 2006, when the South Park episode “ManBearPig” first aired, mocking Al Gore’s AGW crusade.

    South Park made it hip to mock Gore and AGW.

      

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