{"id":868,"date":"2009-09-09T07:55:13","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T15:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/?p=868"},"modified":"2009-10-22T11:56:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T18:56:45","slug":"all-the-fishy-rumors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"All the Fishy Rumors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>All the Fishy Rumors<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Joseph Q. Sixpack argues with friends about health care and what it should cost<br \/>\nWas he double-crossed?<br \/>\nEmails the White House, turns himself in for the thought crime of doubting The One<br \/>\nIt has begun.<\/p>\n<p>All the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all come from?<br \/>\nAll the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all belong?<\/p>\n<p>Doctor McKenzie sits on a panel determining who is worth what<br \/>\nWhere can we cut?<br \/>\nAdding the numbers: Ten thousand bucks for a test when they&#8217;re as good as dead<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re in the red.<\/p>\n<p>All the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all come from?<br \/>\nAll the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all belong?<\/p>\n<p>Joseph Q. Sixpack just wants control of his life and not feel like he&#8217;s lost in the throng<br \/>\nIs that so wrong?<br \/>\nDoctor McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave<br \/>\nMoney was saved.<\/p>\n<p>All the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all come from?<br \/>\nAll the fishy rumors<br \/>\nWhere do they all belong?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Report this song to <a href=mailto:flag@whitehouse.gov>flag@whitehouse.gov<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lyrics by Lenin-McCarthy.<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/wp-content\/images2009\/Lenin-McCarthy_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the Fishy Rumors Joseph Q. Sixpack argues with friends about health care and what it should cost Was he double-crossed? Emails the White House, turns himself in for the thought crime of doubting The One It has begun. All the fishy rumors Where do they all come from? All the fishy rumors Where do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1163,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions\/1163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}